Prosecution states that I willfully and maliciously "peeked" at a present without regard to the Christmas tradition. Furthermore, the Prosecution has no witnesses, I was all alone.
My defense: I was merely pointing out the flaws in the manner in which it was wrapped. There is no evidence of intent on my part. I rest my case..........
The crime scene:
You be the jury.........Naughty or Nice
I'm pretty sure it wasn't nice to wrap those tennis balls in stupid paper in the first place. You were totally justified.
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Murphydog
Good job!!!!! Poor wrapping jobs need to be done away with!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm a law layman but I can tell you're innocent!!!
ReplyDeleteI think your defense is pawsome and you are not guilty! Tennis balls do not need wrapping paper anyway!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about naughty or nice but I can definitely say that you are super smart!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely nice!! Case dismissed!! Defendant to receive more tennis balls! Lots of love, Holly and mom
ReplyDeleteAh, you are not naughty....just curious....not the same thing!
ReplyDeleteThey were already wrapped-in the container! You simply removed the extra wrapping paper.
ReplyDeleteClearly a case of excessive wrapping that needed to be remedied.
Use the puppy eyes!!!! No one can convict puppy eyes!
ReplyDeleteInnocent! It's not your fault the gift was wrapped in such a haphazard manner...
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Zack, Sassy and Buddy
I think the squirrels did it!!
ReplyDeleteWe tink 'deres no evidence so case dismissed.. hee hees...
ReplyDeleteNICE!!
Hugs!!
IzZY, Josie, TriXie and Anakin Man
You were in your rights to ensure they weren't defective. It's hard to return things these days, right?
ReplyDeleteThere could have been anything in there! A bomb even! You simply did your job as family protector. They should be thanking you for your service and dedication!
ReplyDeleteBunny
I think you were framed!
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Emma Rose
BOL Noah :) I just have one question before givin you my verdict. Did you drag it out of a closet or was it under the tree? If in closet...naughty. But, if prematurely under the tree...free game so nice ;)
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Roo
Roo.....It was under the tree! Thank you my friend
ReplyDeleteYou supported your case very well. I vote in favor of you... innocent!
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